What Happens When You Watch Too Much TV...

You prepare for a nice morning exercising on your stationary bike while watching Season 1, episode 2 of Gilmore Girls. And then freak out because Rory's teacher is the doctor guy from Angel who kidnapped Nina and tried to feed her to all his friends--or wait! Maybe he's the other doctor guy from Enterprise! No! He's both! And Lorelei! Don't date that guy! He's a serial killer and he'll wash your hair and steal your fingernails!

Then Chad Michael Murray started hitting on Rory and my head exploded.

Not to mention my confusion last week when everybody was inexplicably calling Sam Dean.